I found funny retirement home names

[monicab54]

• Past Tents
  Because we’re done with camping and drama.
• The Wrinkle Ranch
  Saddle up, cowpoke. It’s prune juice o’clock.
• Geezer’s Palace
  All hail the throne… and orthopedic recliners.
• The Last Resort
  Check in while you still remember why you're here.
• Ctrl+Alt+Retire
  When life crashes, we reboot here.